Wedding Ceremonies in Mallorca
“You are the sweetest woman we’ve had the pleasure of knowing. I’m genuinely gutted that we’re not getting married this year to be able to do it all again with you! We loved sharing our big day with you and still talk about you in the family”
Sam & Danny, May 2018
Say I do in Mallorca!
Look at what’s included when you choose me as your wedding celebrant:
• A TRULY MEMORABLE WEDDING CEREMONY! And whilst you’ll be assigned homework, I’ll give you an A*+ on your wedding day so you and your guests will be talking about your wedding for years to come!
• POWERFUL PERFORMANCE – High energy, inclusive with fun guaranteed! No-one will be nodding off in this ceremony and with my background in radio presenting & voice overs, everyone will hear me, word for word!
• ON THE JOURNEY – I’ll be available the whole way to your big day preferably with lots of cups of tea when we catch up, although you, on the other hand, might prefer something stronger!
• FINAL MEET UP – Call it a rehearsal, but let’s meet at the venue once you arrive on the island and bring your key people! We’ll go over who’s doing what, when and then I’ll need a final moment with you before we next see each other at the altar!
• DRESS CODE – Sorry if you first met me via video chat, but as I work from home that’s my excuse for not dressing up! Don’t worry, I’ll be asking you what colours the bridesmaids are wearing and about flowers so I won’t clash with anyone on the day. I’ll also spend at least an hour in hair and make up before I get to you looking good, but not as good as the bride!
• TOP TIPS – Not only for getting the most out of your big day, but you can learn from my mistakes and have the best marriage too, hence the homework!
• UNPLUGGED – This is your special day and if I see a mobile device pointing at you whilst you’re saying your I do’s, it will be confiscated (well, I am upgrading). I’ll work closely with your photographer so you get the best photos and your guests tune into you and your ceremony!
• S.O.S – Stop, Observe (your thoughts) and Steer (them in a positive way) – I also carry tissues and rescue remedy whilst being the eternal optimist with a dazzling smile – no nerves are big enough to withstand my positivity!
• THE BEST TIME – Your wedding is about you and at every point, I’ll be there to keep the spot light on you and only you! I’ll be ahead of time on the day and stick around and lend a hand after the ceremony. You’ll thank me as I’ll be the one making sure you get that glass of cava and nibbles whilst your guests are enjoying themselves!
• VALUES – You’ll have value for money and more with me beside you on this journey of wonder and awe! Values are my trademark, values maketh man, and woman! Values, I love them, I live them and you can’t ever go wrong with any of them by your side!